Emmitt's Fix It Shop has no physical existence; we are
virtual and only exist in the mind of our illustrious
proprietor. We do not do repairs or restorations for
others, sell how-to DVD's to the public or hold ourselves
out for consultation fees or speaking engagements. We all
have day jobs that allow us the freedom to do whatever
suits our fancy in our off hours.
As such, we hold no business licenses, pay no taxes, deal
with no unhappy customers and have no solicitors
knocking at our door trying to sell the next "last adhesive
you'll ever use." In short, life's wonderful. Of course, we
make no money either, but in the scheme of things, that
ain't all that bad.
So please, don't contact us to repair your dear Aunt
Edna's treasured tea service or the urn that holds (held?)
Grandpa Ned's remains. It's just not going to happen.
Emmitt (on the right) and the staff